WATER ON MARS
me: awesome
want to go in on a beach house up there?
sandy: let the mass exodus begin.
yeah dude
me: i hear it's alittle chilly
not the best for sunbathing
sandy: we can bring lava?
me: possibly
unless the TSA is in charge of space travel, too
in which case we could only bring 3 oz
fuck you, TSA!
we need lava, dammit
sandy: haha
me: awesome
sandy: next the TSA is like, your clothes can only be this thread count
YOU! TOO MANY THREADS
me: and then you'll only be able to wear natural fibers
because if you wear polyester and set it on fire, the fumes could make people sick
sandy: indeed
you could weave bio-death-cloth
and that would be no good
me: yeah
sandy: so only patchouli-rubbing hippies could ride planes
me: and no more luggage
sandy: but they hitchhike anyway
me: since the clothes in there could burn too
you have to travel gyspy-style with only the clothes on your back and a love of adventure
(but dont' mention your love of adventure while you're going through security, since it could be construed as a terrorist threat)
sandy: you'd also have to love having lights shined into your eyes
and getting wanded
me: heh
you said "getting wanded"
sandy: I did
me: [/beavis and butthead]
sandy: nice
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